Shorter Ross Douthat: Birth More Babies, Bitches!
Have a goddamn seat, sir. Ross Douthat has (yet again) penned a piece befitting his nickname “Douchehat.” In his latest spectacularly abysmal attempt to be insightful, Douthat laments the decreasing...
View ArticleMike Huckabee Blames Godlessness for Newtown Shooting Tragedy [updated]
God-botherer Mike Huckabee blames heathenism for the shooting tragedy in Newtown because he’s just a stand-up guy. Via TPM: “We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically...
View ArticleCharlotte Allen Doubles Down on Her Sandy Hook Antifeminist Stupid
Charlotte, sweet Charlotte — whyfor art thou such a misogynist doucherocket? No, I was not blaming any of the 26 victims or the parents who enrolled their kids at Sandy Hook. I am, however, blaming our...
View ArticleSteve Forbes Possibly Maybe Covered Up a Prep School Sex Scandal
The Brooks School in Andover, Massachusetts is the latest school to be engulfed by a sex scandal and a cover-up. Allegedly, the former headmaster of the school, Lawrence W. Becker, was involved in an...
View ArticleDude Who Threatened to Kill People Has Gun Permit Suspended
On Wednesday, James Yeager, gun nut extraordinaire and CEO of a company called Tactical Response, posted a YouTube video of him ranting that he’d start killing people if President Obama tried to take...
View ArticleMaybe Don’t Target Shoot With an AK-47 In Your Backyard, Ok?
Guns don’t kill people. Drunk assholes shooting paper targets with their AK-47s kill people: MONTVILLE TOWNSHIP, Ohio – Two men are under arrest after their target shooting with an AK-47 assault weapon...
View ArticleGun Enthusiasts Show Appreciation for Guns By Shooting One Another
Today was Gun Appreciation Day, and people showed their appreciation by accidentally shooting themselves and one another. Three people were injured at a gun show in Raleigh, NC when someone’s shotgun...
View ArticleIn Anti-Equality Rant, Fox News Mistakes Gay Couple for Straight Couple
This is just hilarious and sad and holy crap: Fox News, in their infinite journalistic wisdom, (and apparently by accident,) used a same-sex couple’s wedding photo to illustrate an anti-equality...
View ArticleRand Paul’s Dumbass Tea Party Rebuttal to #SOTU
Rand Paul’s Tea Party rebuttal was, unsurprisingly, dumb as shit.*** If you want to read the whole thing, you can click here. I stopped after the first two paragraphs because I was laughing too hard:...
View ArticleObama’s ‘Preschool for All’ Plan is a Handout to Lazy Toddlers
President Obama has proposed preschool for all, because a baby mind is a terrible thing to waste. A couple of Fox News assclowns (Which ones? Does it matter?) believe that preschool access is a...
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